1 00:00:00,273 --> 00:00:03,340 (MARK-PAUL) Ooh, fun, you guys dyeing Easter eggs? 2 00:00:03,341 --> 00:00:05,877 You know what else is fun? Making matzoh balls! 3 00:00:05,878 --> 00:00:07,278 (CHUCKLING) 4 00:00:07,279 --> 00:00:09,247 (CEDRIC) It's Easter, okay? It ain't Passover. 5 00:00:09,248 --> 00:00:12,750 So I say we "pass over" your dumb holiday 6 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,418 that says I can't eat bread. 7 00:00:14,419 --> 00:00:17,188 And get some Easter biscuits at Marie Callender's. 8 00:00:17,189 --> 00:00:18,523 (ALL LAUGHING) 9 00:00:18,524 --> 00:00:22,360 (CELL PHONE VIBRATE) 10 00:00:22,361 --> 00:00:25,662 (WHISPERING) Oh, my God, Larry, stop calling me. 11 00:00:25,663 --> 00:00:29,301 And as Curtis throws the matzoh in the trash, we fade out. 12 00:00:34,306 --> 00:00:35,908 Another great episode, you guys. 13 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:38,290 Give us a second to get our notes together and we'll talk. 14 00:00:44,182 --> 00:00:45,784 - Hey. - Hey. 15 00:00:47,318 --> 00:00:49,555 - You were very funny. - Thanks. 16 00:00:49,556 --> 00:00:52,756 I noticed you didn't, uh, say my Seder joke. 17 00:00:52,757 --> 00:00:54,159 Well, I'm gonna ask some of the other writers 18 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,928 to come up with something funnier. 19 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,631 So I guess there's no way for it to not be weird at work. 20 00:01:00,632 --> 00:01:02,234 Well, that's what happens when people 21 00:01:02,235 --> 00:01:04,234 who work together break up. 22 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:06,237 I never said we were broken up. 23 00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:07,639 Oh, so you just sleep someplace else 24 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,574 but we're still a happy couple? 25 00:01:12,578 --> 00:01:13,813 (DOOR OPENS) 26 00:01:15,181 --> 00:01:16,613 Hello, Andrea. 27 00:01:16,614 --> 00:01:17,615 What're you doing here? 28 00:01:17,616 --> 00:01:19,116 Didn't they fire your ass? 29 00:01:19,117 --> 00:01:21,419 You're looking lovely as always. Mmm. 30 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:24,121 I thought this was the "Rob In The Hood" writers room. 31 00:01:24,122 --> 00:01:25,457 No, it's for "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." 32 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:27,659 They only let you use that for your stupid pilot. 33 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:29,228 Well, do you know where the "Rob In The Hood" writers are? 34 00:01:29,229 --> 00:01:31,028 And why would I know that? Because I'm Black? 35 00:01:31,029 --> 00:01:32,630 I know where all the Black people are? 36 00:01:32,631 --> 00:01:35,466 What do you think we're mutants and I'm Professor X? No, I don't. 37 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:37,101 Do you know where all the white people are? 38 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:38,869 I... no. Oh, yeah, they're everywhere 39 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:41,872 Dude, get the hell out of my office, man. 40 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:43,642 Nice to see you again, Andrea. 41 00:01:43,643 --> 00:01:47,013 Rachel! Rachel! 42 00:01:49,982 --> 00:01:51,817 Rachel? Oh, sorry, you're not Rachel. 43 00:01:51,818 --> 00:01:55,118 - (PHONE RINGS) - This is Bradley. 44 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:56,921 Bradley, I have two questions for you. 45 00:01:56,922 --> 00:01:58,288 Well, hopefully, I'll have two answers for you. 46 00:01:58,289 --> 00:01:59,457 Can this meeting be moved to a later time 47 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:02,793 or another day? And also... 48 00:02:02,794 --> 00:02:05,897 What would happen if one or two of us couldn't make the meeting? 49 00:02:05,898 --> 00:02:07,531 Uh, well, I don't have either of those answers for you, 50 00:02:07,532 --> 00:02:08,600 but lemme see what I can find out. 51 00:02:08,601 --> 00:02:10,401 Okay, hurry. 52 00:02:10,402 --> 00:02:13,638 Act two is great. Really strong. 53 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:17,243 We do have a couple notes on page 16. 54 00:02:18,443 --> 00:02:20,845 Oh, God, thank God. What are you doing here? 55 00:02:20,846 --> 00:02:23,080 I need to talk to you real quick. I'm in a meeting! 56 00:02:23,081 --> 00:02:25,616 And I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be on the lot, Larry. 57 00:02:25,617 --> 00:02:27,485 Oh, is that really true? 58 00:02:27,486 --> 00:02:29,554 Then you probably should've taken away my badge. 59 00:02:29,555 --> 00:02:31,089 But you didn't. 60 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:33,357 You took away my show, but you didn't take away my badge. 61 00:02:33,358 --> 00:02:35,292 I'll be right back. 62 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:38,463 I'm sorry, he has mental problems. 63 00:02:38,464 --> 00:02:40,430 And by the way, the United Way 64 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:42,067 is never gonna see a dime from me. 65 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:46,336 That's a lovely thing to yell to a room full of people. 66 00:02:46,337 --> 00:02:47,971 What is going on? 67 00:02:47,972 --> 00:02:50,975 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) - Listen, uh... hold on one second. 68 00:02:50,976 --> 00:02:52,443 Seriously, you're taking a phone call? 69 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:53,745 Uh, what-what'd you find out? 70 00:02:53,746 --> 00:02:55,113 (BRADLEY) The answer to number one is: 71 00:02:55,114 --> 00:02:56,647 No, you can't push the meeting. 72 00:02:56,648 --> 00:03:00,050 But the answer to number two is also, no, 73 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:01,953 - it has to be the whole team. - A-ha. 74 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:02,988 Is there anything else I can... 75 00:03:02,989 --> 00:03:04,655 Okay, here's the situation. 76 00:03:04,656 --> 00:03:05,889 We have a meeting today 77 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,991 at 4:00 with Steven Spielberg. 78 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:11,461 He wants to develop a feature with you, me and Hugh. 79 00:03:11,462 --> 00:03:12,897 And we all have to be at the meeting 80 00:03:12,898 --> 00:03:14,499 so you have to be there. 81 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,300 - Is this a joke? - No! 82 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,435 So, Steven Spielberg just called you out of the blue 83 00:03:18,436 --> 00:03:21,405 and said, "I wanna develop a feature with three nobodies?" 84 00:03:21,406 --> 00:03:22,840 No, Bradley told me. 85 00:03:22,841 --> 00:03:26,009 Well, Bradley's an idiot so I'm sure he got it all wrong. 86 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,278 What if he got it all right?! 87 00:03:27,279 --> 00:03:30,082 I mean, it could finally be different this time. 88 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,716 This isn't us chasing around crazy Melissa McCarthy 89 00:03:32,717 --> 00:03:35,620 and begging her to do "Mr. First Lady." 90 00:03:35,621 --> 00:03:37,422 This is Steven Spielberg! 91 00:03:37,423 --> 00:03:39,423 This could be the job of a lifetime. 92 00:03:39,424 --> 00:03:41,392 Larry, I have a job! 93 00:03:41,393 --> 00:03:43,294 Okay, do you wanna work at this stupid sitcom 94 00:03:43,295 --> 00:03:46,564 or would you rather work with me and Hugh? 95 00:03:46,565 --> 00:03:49,034 Hugh thinks this is real? Hugh's going to this? 96 00:03:49,035 --> 00:03:52,637 Yes! Of course, Hugh's definitely going to this. 97 00:03:52,638 --> 00:03:54,705 (DOOR OPENS) 98 00:03:54,706 --> 00:03:57,108 Uh, Rachel? Are you still a writer on this show? 99 00:03:57,109 --> 00:04:01,078 Yeah... uh, sorry. 100 00:04:01,079 --> 00:04:02,747 Rachel, are you coming? 101 00:04:02,748 --> 00:04:04,850 I have to get back in there. 102 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:05,951 Oh, come on! 103 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,854 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 104 00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:12,189 Hey. Where are you? 105 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:13,357 I just got to Phoenix. 106 00:04:13,358 --> 00:04:15,092 Hugh, I am begging you to, please, 107 00:04:15,093 --> 00:04:17,395 just skip this Alice Cooper concert. 108 00:04:17,396 --> 00:04:18,763 It's not a concert. I'm going to his house. 109 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:20,732 When did you become friends with Alice Cooper? 110 00:04:20,733 --> 00:04:22,400 I'm not friends with him. I don't know the man. 111 00:04:22,401 --> 00:04:24,369 So, you're just like an obsessed fan? 112 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:25,737 How did I not know this? 113 00:04:25,738 --> 00:04:27,571 - Larry, I gotta go. - Wait! 114 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:28,607 How long are you gonna be in Phoenix? 115 00:04:28,608 --> 00:04:30,208 Uh, it depends on Alice Cooper. 116 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:32,342 Well, it takes an hour to fly to L.A., and you have to meet me 117 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:34,811 and Rachel at Steven Spielberg's office at 4:00. 118 00:04:34,812 --> 00:04:36,414 Wait, Rachel's going? 119 00:04:36,415 --> 00:04:38,116 Yes, Rachel's going! 120 00:04:38,117 --> 00:04:41,152 Okay, 4:00? Yes, I'll try, all right? 121 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:43,054 Uh, I gotta get going. 122 00:04:43,055 --> 00:04:45,790 What does that mean?! Are you gonna be there or not? 123 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:47,124 Hello? 124 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,725 What is the matter with these people?! 125 00:04:48,726 --> 00:04:50,425 It's Steven Spielberg! 126 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:52,931 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 127 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:55,568 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 128 00:05:00,171 --> 00:05:01,306 Can I help you? 129 00:05:01,307 --> 00:05:03,407 Yes, I'm sorry to bother you, um... 130 00:05:03,408 --> 00:05:05,242 Is there anyway I can speak to Alice Cooper? 131 00:05:05,243 --> 00:05:07,278 It's terribly important. 132 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:12,083 Sure, one moment... Alice?! Alice! 133 00:05:12,084 --> 00:05:13,585 There's a man here to see you. 134 00:05:15,521 --> 00:05:16,689 Yes? 135 00:05:18,024 --> 00:05:19,691 Your name is Alice Cooper. 136 00:05:19,692 --> 00:05:20,758 - It is. - Right. 137 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:22,160 I was looking for the... 138 00:05:22,161 --> 00:05:25,963 the rock'n'roll musician, Alice Cooper, the man. 139 00:05:25,964 --> 00:05:27,097 And I got this address from the internet 140 00:05:27,098 --> 00:05:28,934 and I'm an idiot and I'm sorry. 141 00:05:28,935 --> 00:05:31,169 Hold on, hold on, I have something that might help. 142 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:32,703 Really? Uh, wh... 143 00:05:32,704 --> 00:05:36,306 Here's some of his fan mail that got delivered here by mistake. 144 00:05:36,307 --> 00:05:37,874 How would this help me? 145 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:39,042 Oh, no, it helps me. 146 00:05:39,043 --> 00:05:41,446 Saves me a trip to the post office, thanks. 147 00:05:41,447 --> 00:05:44,282 Oh, he looks so sad. 148 00:05:44,283 --> 00:05:47,552 Well, Alice, you should know. The world's a sad place. 149 00:05:47,553 --> 00:05:50,720 Hey, um... 150 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:52,323 Have those rewrites. 151 00:05:52,324 --> 00:05:54,427 Just set it down. 152 00:05:56,394 --> 00:05:58,196 Was gonna have them... 153 00:05:58,197 --> 00:05:59,963 one of the other writers bring it. 154 00:05:59,964 --> 00:06:01,566 But I didn't want you to think I was avoiding you. 155 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,633 I mean... I don't want it to be weird. 156 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:05,869 What time's the run-through? 3:45. 157 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:09,407 Well, I have to go over these so, do you mind? 158 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:15,547 Uh, you know, I actually... I might, um... 159 00:06:15,548 --> 00:06:16,814 I might miss the run-through 160 00:06:16,815 --> 00:06:18,116 'cause I might have this thing at 4:00. 161 00:06:18,117 --> 00:06:19,883 Rachel, you can't just leave work anytime you want 162 00:06:19,884 --> 00:06:22,253 just because you have a daughter. Excuse me? 163 00:06:22,254 --> 00:06:25,088 You can't just drop everything just because of Lois. 164 00:06:25,089 --> 00:06:26,823 Actually, for the rest of my life, 165 00:06:26,824 --> 00:06:28,326 I will drop everything for Lois. 166 00:06:28,327 --> 00:06:30,128 And by the way, today, I'm dropping everything 167 00:06:30,129 --> 00:06:33,931 for Hugh, Larry and Steven Spielberg! 168 00:06:33,932 --> 00:06:36,535 Does this mean you're quitting? 169 00:06:39,671 --> 00:06:43,340 I'm... quitting. 170 00:06:43,341 --> 00:06:46,611 I quit. 171 00:06:46,612 --> 00:06:50,016 (QUIETLY) I just... quit. 172 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:55,488 (WHISPERING) Please, Steven Spielberg, be real. 173 00:06:59,358 --> 00:07:01,525 I'm sorry for taking up your time, Mr. Cooper. 174 00:07:01,526 --> 00:07:04,828 Uh, in the phone book, you were listed as A. Cooper and... 175 00:07:04,829 --> 00:07:06,431 I was hoping you were Alice Cooper. 176 00:07:06,432 --> 00:07:10,033 And you are instead, uh, Alistair Cooper, right. 177 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:12,304 (BEEPING) And, uh, oh, you hung up on me. 178 00:07:16,365 --> 00:07:17,899 Can I get you anything else? 179 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,366 Alice Cooper's address? 180 00:07:19,367 --> 00:07:22,669 Only if you give me Bradley Cooper's address. 181 00:07:22,670 --> 00:07:24,572 (CHUCKLING) Ahh... 182 00:07:24,573 --> 00:07:26,309 Yeah, I don't have that either. 183 00:07:30,245 --> 00:07:31,746 (PHONE RINGING) 184 00:07:31,747 --> 00:07:33,714 Bradley Cooper in Bradley Cooper's office. 185 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:35,116 That's your last name? 186 00:07:35,117 --> 00:07:37,118 Your name is Bradley Cooper? 187 00:07:37,119 --> 00:07:38,553 Hugh? Is that you? 188 00:07:38,554 --> 00:07:39,820 Please tell me you're going to the meeting. 189 00:07:39,821 --> 00:07:41,388 Bradley, I'll, I'll make you a deal. 190 00:07:41,389 --> 00:07:42,556 I will go to that meeting 191 00:07:42,557 --> 00:07:44,758 if you get me Alice Cooper's address. 192 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:45,760 My grandmother? 193 00:07:45,761 --> 00:07:47,428 What? 194 00:07:47,429 --> 00:07:49,798 My grandmother's name is Alice Cooper. She lives in Phoenix. 195 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:51,866 My God, I think I just met your grandmother. 196 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:54,601 No, uh, Bradley, I need, uh, 197 00:07:54,602 --> 00:07:56,404 Alice Cooper, the rock'n'roll guy. 198 00:07:56,405 --> 00:07:58,039 Can you, can you get that for me? 199 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,640 Yes, I'm on it. I can get it... 200 00:07:59,641 --> 00:08:02,176 I can ask another junior agent, Victor, in the music department. 201 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,111 He's my friend... You don't care, I can get it! 202 00:08:04,112 --> 00:08:06,114 All right, attaboy. 203 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:07,349 (DOOR BUZZER) 204 00:08:08,449 --> 00:08:12,219 Rustin, what are you doing here? 205 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,554 Oh, hey, Rachel. 206 00:08:13,555 --> 00:08:14,822 I didn't think you were gonna be here. 207 00:08:14,823 --> 00:08:16,190 Mark-Paul asked me to come by his place 208 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,392 and drop off your things. 209 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:18,594 He thought it would be less awkward. 210 00:08:18,595 --> 00:08:21,796 Yeah, no, this, uh... isn't awkward at all. 211 00:08:21,797 --> 00:08:24,067 Well... bye. 212 00:08:26,768 --> 00:08:30,806 (DOOR BUZZER, KEYS JINGLE, CELL PHONE PLAYS) 213 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,407 Hey. 214 00:08:33,408 --> 00:08:35,310 Uh, so any decisions? 215 00:08:35,311 --> 00:08:36,978 Did we decide on what we're doing today at 4:00? 216 00:08:36,979 --> 00:08:38,845 I'm going to the Spielberg meeting. 217 00:08:38,846 --> 00:08:40,681 Yes! Great, one down. 218 00:08:40,682 --> 00:08:41,983 What does that mean? 219 00:08:41,984 --> 00:08:43,752 What does what mean? 220 00:08:43,753 --> 00:08:47,221 Uh... I'm, I'm watching a football game and, um... 221 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,656 You know, they got a first down. 222 00:08:48,657 --> 00:08:50,024 Okay, I'm already bored. 223 00:08:50,025 --> 00:08:52,493 - So where are you right now? - I'm at home. 224 00:08:52,494 --> 00:08:54,929 Or Michael and Ethan's home, I don't know... 225 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,431 My life is crumbling. 226 00:08:57,432 --> 00:09:00,000 Excellent, this is great. 227 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:02,103 I'm gonna pick you up so we'll go together. 228 00:09:02,104 --> 00:09:03,838 That way you're definitely there. 229 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:05,339 And I'm definitely there. 230 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,642 And then we'll just have Hugh definitely there 231 00:09:06,643 --> 00:09:08,008 and we'll all definitely be there. 232 00:09:08,009 --> 00:09:10,878 Why do you sound so weird? I gotta find a tie. 233 00:09:10,879 --> 00:09:14,782 Hugh, it's Bradley Cooper from Bradley Cooper's office. 234 00:09:14,783 --> 00:09:17,017 I have the information you seek. 235 00:09:17,018 --> 00:09:20,687 Well, I mean, Victor has it, and then he gave it to me... 236 00:09:20,688 --> 00:09:23,157 I, I have it. 237 00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:26,395 ?? 238 00:09:42,345 --> 00:09:44,912 - Alice Cooper? - What? 239 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:47,849 I'm his, wife, man, why'd you think I was Alice? 240 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,085 Uh, I, I think because of the makeup. 241 00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:51,352 What about it 242 00:09:51,353 --> 00:09:54,922 Um, it's, it's just like his makeup. 243 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:59,426 Oh, God. I've been crying. 244 00:09:59,427 --> 00:10:00,929 It's just that Alice is on tour in Europe 245 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,396 and I miss him so much. 246 00:10:02,397 --> 00:10:04,098 Get out of my house! 247 00:10:04,099 --> 00:10:05,767 Ahh! Gah! 248 00:10:07,036 --> 00:10:09,338 Jesus! Ahh! 249 00:10:13,241 --> 00:10:16,011 - Hey! - What is that tie? 250 00:10:16,012 --> 00:10:18,445 It's "Star Wars." For Steven Spielberg. 251 00:10:18,446 --> 00:10:20,748 That's George Lucas. What's George Luca? 252 00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:23,517 You can't wear that. I'll give you one of Ethan's ties. 253 00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:25,453 Well, I don't wanna look like I'm gay. 254 00:10:25,454 --> 00:10:29,425 What do you think, his ties have a bunch of dicks all over them? 255 00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:35,696 Here, this was the most heterosexual one I could find. 256 00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:37,461 You know something that'll help us at this meeting. 257 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,282 Hmm. 258 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:41,469 Steven Spielberg actually went to my high school. 259 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:42,670 Saratoga High School. 260 00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:43,738 What are you talking about? 261 00:10:43,739 --> 00:10:45,706 He went to my high school, Arcadia. 262 00:10:45,707 --> 00:10:47,109 - No, he didn't. - He did. 263 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,777 - Look it up. - I'm doing that. 264 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:53,547 Go to W-W-W, um... - I know how to use the internet, thanks. 265 00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:56,350 Uh, "Steven Spielberg went to Arcadia High School 266 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,287 in Phoenix, Arizona for three years... No. 267 00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:01,857 Until his family moved to Saratoga, California, 268 00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:05,259 where he graduated from Saratoga High School. 269 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,727 What?! 270 00:11:06,728 --> 00:11:09,129 Steven Spielberg went to the same high school as both of us?! 271 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:11,965 That's amazing. That is a sign. 272 00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:13,602 That is the universe telling us 273 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,670 we're supposed to be working with Steven Spielberg. 274 00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:17,772 Absolutely. 275 00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:22,477 And after her mom died, this one ended up at an estate sale. 276 00:11:22,478 --> 00:11:25,780 Huh, to think this is part of a pair. 277 00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,181 It's amazing. 278 00:11:27,182 --> 00:11:30,517 So, how much do you want for it? 279 00:11:30,518 --> 00:11:32,620 Uh, I'm sorry? The other painting? 280 00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:34,321 The one that goes with this one? 281 00:11:34,322 --> 00:11:37,124 No-no-no-no, I thought that you would give me that one. 282 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,426 (SNICKERING) 283 00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:40,662 How much money you got? 284 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,797 Why are you drinking? 285 00:11:43,798 --> 00:11:45,767 It's Steven Spielberg. I'm nervous. 286 00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,602 I'm nervous. I'm not drinking. 287 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,203 What are you gonna wear to the meeting? 288 00:11:49,204 --> 00:11:51,873 - I'm wearing it. - No-no-no-no-no. 289 00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:53,809 This is a big meeting. You need something 290 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,311 with a little... a little more cha-cha-cha! 291 00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:58,012 Like a bra and panties maybe? 292 00:11:58,013 --> 00:12:00,181 - Rachel, this is important. - (SIGHS) 293 00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:01,681 Buh-buh-buh-buh, bah, bah, bah. 294 00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:04,540 You don't need anymore of that, please, thank you very much. 295 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,487 (RACHEL QUIETLY) Oh, my God. 296 00:12:05,488 --> 00:12:08,223 (PHONE VIBRATING) 297 00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:09,557 Where are you? 298 00:12:09,558 --> 00:12:11,392 Larry, I need to borrow some money. 299 00:12:11,393 --> 00:12:14,296 I'm gonna need, um, gosh, hang on. 300 00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:16,663 I'm sorry, how much did you want? 301 00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:18,500 $7,000! 302 00:12:20,336 --> 00:12:22,302 $7,000. 303 00:12:22,303 --> 00:12:25,473 What is going on? You need to be at the airport, like, right now. 304 00:12:25,474 --> 00:12:26,807 Larry, I am at Alice Cooper's house 305 00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:30,011 and I need $7,000 right now! For what?! 306 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:33,882 Larry? Please. My phone is about to die. 307 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,816 I am begging you, I will explain everything when I see you. 308 00:12:35,817 --> 00:12:37,352 - Goodbye. - (BEEPING) 309 00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:41,089 How's this? 310 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,290 Hey, does Venmo send you 311 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,425 like a confirmation or something when you... 312 00:12:44,426 --> 00:12:45,759 - (LIGHT BELL DINGS) - Okay, good, there it is. 313 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,394 Who are you giving money to? 314 00:12:47,395 --> 00:12:50,364 Uh... the United Way. It was time. 315 00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,867 What do you think? What is that? 316 00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,335 It's a camisole. 317 00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:55,769 It looks exactly the same. 318 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,839 I forget you know fashion. 319 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,377 That's why you showed up in that galaxy tie. 320 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,412 This is gonna be terrible. 321 00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:13,720 (WHISPERS) What?! 322 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,157 I'm in the wrong terminal. 323 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,695 Oh, for Christ sake! 324 00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:26,300 What are you muttering? 325 00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:28,036 Nothing. 326 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,436 What's going on? 327 00:13:29,437 --> 00:13:31,171 Nothing, I'm just... I'm nervous about the same thing 328 00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,141 that you're nervous about. 329 00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,710 Are we not prepared for this? 330 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:38,479 What did Spielberg say? He, he wants to develop 331 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,013 something with us, like, like, we're supposed 332 00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:42,349 to go in with, like, an idea, like a movie idea? 333 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,352 I-I-I, I don't know anything about aliens. 334 00:13:44,353 --> 00:13:46,787 What does he do, sharks? I... 335 00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:49,523 I don't know, I only know "Star Wars." 336 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,758 My God, Larry, do we not know what we're doing? 337 00:13:51,759 --> 00:13:53,927 I don't know what to pitch. 338 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:55,629 I mean, unless it's about a woman who loses her job 339 00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,297 and her boyfriend on the same day and has a daughter 340 00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,965 who's gonna end up in therapy 'cause her mom made her 341 00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:00,301 move in with someone I had a crush on 342 00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:03,370 when I was eight years old, and now my entire career 343 00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:05,439 hinges on an idiot and Hugh! 344 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,074 And where is Hugh?! 345 00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:09,743 - I'm sure he's very, very close. - (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 346 00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:11,680 I'm gonna take this outside. 347 00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:12,680 Hey... 348 00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:13,915 I'm not gonna make it. 349 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,916 - What?! - I missed my flight. 350 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,352 Oh, my God! 351 00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,354 - What?! - Hugh's not gonna make it. 352 00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:21,355 - What? - I know exactly what this is. 353 00:14:21,356 --> 00:14:22,589 This is karma. 354 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:24,691 This is the universe giving me a sign. 355 00:14:24,692 --> 00:14:26,828 I was greedy. I was greedy for not splitting 356 00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:28,329 the corporate training money with you. 357 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,531 And now it's all gonna fall apart because I was cheap. 358 00:14:30,532 --> 00:14:32,199 And I deserve it. And now Rachel and I 359 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,801 are gonna walk into Steven Spielberg's meeting 360 00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:37,037 and he's gonna say, "Hey, where's Hugh? You need Hugh!" 361 00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:38,439 And we're gonna say, "We don't have Hugh." 362 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,672 And he's gonna say go take a walk. 363 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:40,774 Get the hell out of my office. 364 00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,243 Hugh is not coming to this meeting! 365 00:14:42,244 --> 00:14:44,012 You said we all need to be there! 366 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,480 - Hugh is in Phoenix. - What?! 367 00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:48,215 All thanks to me and my miserly ways. 368 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:50,785 What a Shylock I am. I'm a real schmendrick. 369 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,987 Why is Hugh in Phoenix?! 370 00:14:52,988 --> 00:14:56,456 He's buying, like, a signed guitar from Alice Cooper. 371 00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:57,892 What?! 372 00:14:57,893 --> 00:14:59,160 Lar? I think we got a Hail Mary. 373 00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:01,063 It may require a little more Venmoing. 374 00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:04,165 Oh, my God. 375 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,375 (WHISPERING) Do I smell like wine? 376 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,109 Yes... do I? 377 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,378 No, God. 378 00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,882 Hello. Hi. 379 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,083 We have a 4:00 with Mr. Spielberg. 380 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,084 Yes, Larry, Rachel and Hugh. 381 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,920 Correct, Hugh is just, uh, running a little late. 382 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,423 All right, well, just let me know when your entire party's here. 383 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,526 Can't get seated until everyone's here. 384 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,160 It's like the Cheesecake Factory. 385 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,362 (CHUCKLING) 386 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,531 It's a joke. It's a funny joke. 387 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,234 What time is it? 388 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,069 3:48. 389 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,204 Great, that means Hugh has 12 minutes to get here 390 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,808 which means Hugh's not gonna get here. 391 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,376 Can't believe it. 392 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,544 No, you know what, I can believe it 'cause that's Hugh. 393 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,845 He's a flake. 394 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,415 He doesn't care about anything or anyone. 395 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,828 What time is it now? 396 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,763 - Now it's 3:57. - Great. 397 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:09,233 - (SCOFFS) - (EXHALES) 398 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,401 Maybe... we should tell her 399 00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:14,137 that you and I went to the same high school as Steven Spielberg. 400 00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:16,775 And then he'd be willing to see us without Hugh. 401 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,976 Steven Spielberg is not gonna care 402 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,744 that we went to the same high school as him. 403 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,780 Well, then we need something to buy us time. 404 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,684 Oh, my God! 405 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,421 I almost forgot. Today's Daylight Savings Time. 406 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,992 We're actually an hour early for our meeting. 407 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,094 And you graduated from Saratoga High School? 408 00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,130 So, you gon' go down Murder She Wrote Lane. 409 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,465 Then turn left on Columbo Court. 410 00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:44,001 Now once you drive down here, you gon' turn right on 411 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,037 Universal Hollywood Drive. 412 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,106 Keep drivin' down there and then once you... 413 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,375 I'm sorry, I'm, I'm on foot. 414 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,642 You gonna wish you had a car. 415 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,213 (WHISPERS) Oh, God. 416 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,415 Uh... 417 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,383 Just follow the double yellow line. 418 00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:03,987 Yes, sir, I will let them know. 419 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,423 I'm sorry but if everyone's not here, 420 00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:08,493 I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel. 421 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,496 No! No! Please, I'm sure he's just moments away. 422 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,197 I'm sure he's not. 423 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,798 He probably did something stupid 424 00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,969 like forgot his ID or got drunk on the plane. 425 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,805 Uh... Rachel! 426 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,642 ?? 427 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,144 ? I could have sworn ? 428 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:31,216 ? I saw fireworks ? 429 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,586 ? From your house ? 430 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:40,391 ? Last night... ? 431 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,393 Oh, you're too late. They cancelled it. 432 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,697 What? Those assholes. 433 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,666 Are you kidding me? 434 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,035 I quit my job to be here and you're so late, 435 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,737 they cancelled the meeting and you're mad?! 436 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,538 You're the asshole, Hugh! 437 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,808 I hope whatever signed Alice Cooper bullshit 438 00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,744 is in that thing was worth it. 439 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,112 ? ...To myself ? 440 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:05,949 ? Every time ? 441 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:10,220 ? I know the way it ends ? 442 00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:13,557 ? Before ? 443 00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:17,595 ? It's even begun ? 444 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,298 ? I am the only one ? 445 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:24,402 ? At the finish line... ? 446 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:28,639 He's here! All there of us are here! 447 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,107 I'm sorry, it's too late. 448 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,376 No, it can't be. 449 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:35,313 All right, I know probably no one's gonna care about this. 450 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,215 But I think it's an interesting fact. 451 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,616 Two out of the three of us 452 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,451 went to the same high school as Steven Spielberg. 453 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,821 Same high school? 454 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,789 Well, why didn't you say so? 455 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,461 ?? 456 00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,234 You're very lucky. Mr. Spielberg never meets 457 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,568 with anyone if they're late. 458 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,870 Maybe it's a sign your meeting will go well. 459 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,173 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 460 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,176 Yeah. 461 00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,550 Oh, there are no buttons. 462 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:12,984 That was weird. 463 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,687 (LOUD CLATTERING) 464 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,786 What's happening? I don't know. 465 00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:18,491 Uh, I wanna get off! 466 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:23,929 (ELECTRICAL BUZZ, NOISE SUBSIDES) 467 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,634 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 468 00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:34,295 Larry? 469 00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:38,834 Rachel and Hugh? You're here, I'm so glad. 470 00:19:38,835 --> 00:19:41,267 What an honor, what a treat. 471 00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,470 Please, come in, sit down. 472 00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:47,741 I've been watching you for years, so... 473 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,612 It was no surprise when I read the wonderful script, 474 00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:52,113 "Mr. First Lady." 475 00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:55,984 And discovered it was written by my three favorite Groundlings. 476 00:19:55,985 --> 00:20:00,154 You know, I haven't made a comedy since "1941." 477 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,357 1941? How old is he? 478 00:20:03,358 --> 00:20:04,624 It's the title of a movie. 479 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:08,328 And now I want to make one with the three of you. 480 00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:10,297 It'll be a dream come true. 481 00:20:10,298 --> 00:20:11,499 For all of us. 482 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,867 And to think I went to the same High School 483 00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:15,635 as Rachel and Larry. 484 00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:18,172 I mean, if someone had told me that 20 years ago, 485 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,342 we'd already be working together. 486 00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:23,711 But then we wouldn't have Hugh. 487 00:20:23,712 --> 00:20:27,981 I guess the universe decides when things should happen. 488 00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:30,552 So what do you say? 489 00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:33,121 Would you like to make a movie together? 490 00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:34,788 (ALL) Yes! 491 00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:38,527 Great! Wonderful! 492 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,397 And I already know who I'd like to have star in it. 493 00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,904 Melissa McCarthy. 494 00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:53,543 ?? 495 00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:05,604 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 496 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:09,478 ?? 497 00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:14,078 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0